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    Deaf and dumb doormen

    Don't really know where else to put this. I've largely exhausted all internet fori where anyone actually cares.

    Anyway. Just went for a night out in town, then when all the fun bars closed according to the law I went to a casino, won some money on poker for a change and then went to leave after I had cashed my chips in.

    Have you ever met a deaf doorman? I have, it's lots of fun. I'm not joking, I am a certified bullshitter but take this is as the god's own gospel of fuckin whatever disciples teachings.

    I cash my chips in and go to leave, and a doorman who can neither hear (I'm assuming) but certainly can't speak decides to very rudely usher me to the exterior of the building. Picture Al Pacino waving his arms to gesture me in a certain direction and talking like Rocky Balboa after he's just done 5 rounds with Mr T. Unnnngggggg! Unnnnggggggg!

    So I'm like yeah I get you man I'm just leaving now, I don't know if you can lip read but anyway maybe you could learn/adopt some basic manners? He wants to escort me up the stairs. I'm not having it. other doorman and manager arrive. Yes I have cashed my chips and now I'm leaving, tell this psychopath to fuck off and leave me alone, while I leave.

    And then I'm outside getting some tunes sorted out on the old headphones and he comes out again and it's waving hands and Unngggg Unnngggggs at me again, and gets in the drivers seat of a car and goes away. I'm like, yeah fuck you buddy. You are a dick. Go fuck yourself etc.

    Very fucking bizarre. Very very. I'm not shitting you here this is a true story. A doorman in a late night casino who can't speak or hear probably and all he says is UUuunnngggg. I really don't know what to make of it and find all it rather amusing as well.

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    Anyone seen Cell 211? Think baseball cap guy. He's a laugh. Something like that. Completely brain dead and with a more limited vocabulary. It's a good film, if you like prison films.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SDeT_Mjqyw

    Baseball Cap guy 00m58s

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    Looking for clips on Youtube and found this. This is a pretty good comedy parody of Cell 211 featuring Malamadre and Baseball cap guy, I've no idea what the fuck they are saying but it's just as funny as the film and actually quite accurate. lol


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    People need to learn some manners and some common decency these days. Mentally retarded or otherwise. Rude is rude.

    I'm a rude cunt also, but generally within the confines of this place, which I have adopted as my place to let all the shit about the world that I hate out. Certainly, the names it has gone by are conducive towards some unruly behaviour, and it is with not least becometh thine my chosen persona.

    In real life though, believe it or not, I'm actually a really sweet guy loll #Amercanism. I punch people who say things like Hey sweetie in real life though. No I don't, but I might do if they start to do it too much. Thus far I only hear it on the telly.

    Anyway, cunts who think they can just be rude cunts to you, like women in night clubs who push you out of the way. What's that all about? It's acceptable for them to act like this because they are women, and all men are bastards or something? I pulled some bird up for that tonight, and told her she should learn some manners. Next thing I'm getting almost brokeback mountained by her boyfriend, who instantly took me for a freshly greased bum hole.

    Whit planet are you on? Same question three times, next reply is going to probably be followed by some fisting. Ok then bye, stop touching me you faggot ass mother fucker.

    Then I was talking to some bird, I wasn't interested but just chatting anyway and she was a cunt as well. Like I'd be interested in a fat slag like her anyway?

    Viva the highlands. I'm out of this shit.

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    My oldest daughter is deaf but she certainly isn't dumb. You realize do you not that he can't speak because he cannot hear and has no idea what the words actually sound like. The only dumb person in this "narrative" was the OP.
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    Hi Nathan. Ain't seen you in awhile.

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    So why the fuck is he a doorman if he can't lip read then? Maybe he's partially deaf, dumbass. Either way, using your disability as an excuse to be a rude cunt to people is not cool.

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